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    Hi Ithink that I stuffed this up before Towie

    A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
    As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and
    guns but he finds a young couple in bed.
    He orders the guy out of bed, ties him up to a chair. While tying the girl
    to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up,
    and goes to the bathroom.

    While he is in there, the husband whispers to his wife: "Listen, this guy
    is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
    in prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck."

    "If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you,
    give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he
    will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

    To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
    whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy, and
    asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."
 
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