This is Mr Lincoln Augustus, first second cousin of the Holymagimon.
Looking at things this way, looks to the family like that there Orville Dam was in mighty big trouble to start with.
https://alumni.berkeley.edu/califor...us-deep-dive-through-his-dire-oroville-report
And so the good folks repaired it and spent a whole heap of money on this and that and trading of relatives and rolling around with the Jamicca Numba One Turd Blen and the Red Stripes and everything but forgot to add the Edencrete.
And this is not the only dam in dire trouble, it seems.
https://sciencealert.com/investigat...st-thousands-more-could-be-at-risk-of-failure
And now the engineers find that the new repair job has all sorts of cracks in it already, and Baboo Runchik the Jamaican coal seller assures me that it is none of the posters on this here Edencrete site that the word cracks is referring to, though I have my doubts about that. The world is full of people who are crackspots when they should be smoking the smoke of the Jamicca Numba Ones Spejil Blen instead. Very strange. Anyway, to cut a long story short, there are dam cracks appearing in the new dam.
https://wattsupwiththat.com/2017/11...ion-oroville-dam-spillway-already-has-cracks/
And Professor Robert Bea is very unhappy about all this and has given four very valid reasons for his concerns.
http://www.krcrtv.com/news/local/bu...oroville-dam-spillway-cause-concern/664362083
And it would seem to the family that these four concerns could all have been sorted out by the addition of some Edencrete.
And then all the people who are writing pearls of wisdom on this site can go off to their company directors meeting and eat some egg and sardine sandwiches or be sitting in the boat checking their pensions and trading their relatives (sounds oddly kinky, but to each his own) or rolling around with a Red Stripe in each hand under a coconut tree or whatever and the salesmen in Edencrete can go about selling some dam Edencrete in California and everybody will be happy and the family can be soon upgrading this here Atari computer with the 256 mb memories when the Eden scarythings be reaching $234.51 and we sell our one share.
Everything is so simple. Incidentally, Holymagiman tells us that he thinks he sold a packet of Jamicca Numba One Spejil Blen to that there Marketboyo, so looks like that gentleman could be lost in his own thoughts for a little while. The Jamicca Numba One does just that, funnily enough.
Don't know what Mister Hamza is smoking, but the picture of that leaf don't be showing much quality, that is for sure. perhaps he should be contacting Holymagimon and be trading up, when Eden scarything reaches $234,51. Just a suggestion.
But it is coming up to 8.45 on a sunny morning, and there is breakfast of fishhead curry and coconut rice stewing, so I must be going.
Blessing of the Lord
Mr Lincoln Augustus PhD Phil, MA, LlB, Professor of Science and Sociology
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(20min delay)