John Keys, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4am by the
telephone.
John, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but
there is an emergincy !! I've jist received word thet the Durex factory
en Aucklind hes burned to the ground. It is istimated that the entire New
Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week."
PM: "Shut !! The economy wull niver be able to cope with all those
unwanted > babies. W'e will be ruined."
Hilth Munister: "We're going to haf to shup some in from Brutain ?"
PM: "No chence. The Poms will have a field day on thus one."
Hilth Munister: "What about Australia ?"
PM: "I'll call Toni Abbitt. Tell him we need one million condoms, ten
enches long and four enches thuck. That way they'll continue to respect
the 'All Blacks'."
Three days later, a delighted John rushes out to open the boxes that
arrived at the Pist Office.
He finds one million condoms - 10 enches long, 4 enches thuck, all
coloured green and gold with small writing on each one.
"MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE: SMALL TO MEDIUM"
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie Oi Oi Oi.
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