Putting money in a poor box reminds me about the fellow from Brakpan, Stoffel, in 1950 who claimed custody of his illegitimate child, Koosie.
Lawyer: And why should you have custody of Koosie?
Stoffel: Because his my boy.
Lawyer: What about the mother's claim?
Stoffel: Look man, its so simple. If a bloke puts a penny in the slot of a vending machine, pulls the lever and gets a chocolate, who owns the chocolate, the bloke or the slot machine?
