Confucian sayings

Confucian sayings.
Confucius Say: It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you.
Confucius Say: A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
Confucius Say: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
Confucius Say: A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Confucius Say: Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, - you take it out, -and you lose interest.
Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland...A one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Confucius Say: It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.
Confucius Say: A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it...
Confucius say: Passionate kiss, like spiders web lead to flies undoing.