Ah my feelings Pledge, they are very hurt. The problem with your...

Ah my feelings Pledge, they are very hurt.

The problem with your writings as you skewer others is that you meant them to be entertaining, but they never seem to rise above mediocre, inane drivel. While I acknowledge you are amused by your own writings Pledge (how clever), I don't think that is a very good measure of their quality. Please, for my benefit could you practice more off site or in simple terms try harder (no pun intented). I would like to come across at least something you write which may be a little entertaining, that would encourage your readership to persevere with reading through your dross.

P.S. I do like the way you respond when challenged in some way, rather than take the opportunity for sarcasm or amusing repost you go straight to attack. Methinks you may have a thin skin (just my opinion).