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Yes, a dangerous habit, maya.m. I haven't had a drink since the age of 17 when several goils in my class plied with Moet at the afterparty form social and performed unspeakable acts upon my person as I was passed around. - Oh, the humanity! Quite understandable of course and who could blame them . Although it must be said that they had no respect for buttons, and I heard latter that one was half blinded by the shrapnel of flying discs. Since then, I have confined my intoxicants to a greener exotic, which clarified the mind; rendering me less vulnerable to the wants of the wanton, and it was during one such session back in the year of 87 that it came to me in a smokey vision that all cars would become electrified . A cosmic experience, man.

So, if you see an aging lady wearing an eye patch and driving a Tesler, well... let that be a lesson to eager young ladies of the wanton variety .