You know I'm known both far and wide I carry this badge of...

You know I'm known both far and wide

I carry this badge of honour with pride

You see I wear red undies on my head

I feel its gives me lots of cred

At senate commitees I think I shine

The Libs are jealous and say I whine

I get my ideas from Hollywood movies

I think thats probably bloody groovy

I saw a movie in whicn Tom Cruise starred

I used a line it it on General Campbell and it jarred

Now everyone especially the libs are going ballistic

I wish people would be more realistic

And realise I'm just a movie buff

No need for them to get in such a bloody huff