re: cheeky bugger
The Mafia boss had been married for 50 years and he said to his wife " well, after 50 years have you any complaints?"
"Just two,"she said, " you are always picking your nose and when we make love you won't let me get on top"
"Ah, said the boss," When the Don made me a "made man" he said" now keep your nose clean and don't F*** up"
