contingent just needs a market, page-17

Yo bro bro and sistaladymon,

Dis be jus likes de makit fo de Jamicca numba ones heres in de Trenchtowns.

Sumtimes, ah be habbing de nutting ob de Jamiicca Numba Ones an dere be de pipple wid de moneytings wantin to be buyin. An wat ah gots to be sellin? Nutting, dats wat, an sos ah be gettin nuttin.

Sumtimes, de Holymagimon be habbin de plentys Jamiicca Numba Ones an nobuddy be dere to be buyin. Nots one soles, not one goosey, nobuddy. Dat be soundin real baddys.

Dat be nots such baddy ting begos de Holymagimon be jus waitin an waitin an puttin de pric ob de Jamicca Numba Ones uppys, an byes an byes, de terrorists froms de Chinamonlan an froms de Englan an froms de Jepunlan be comin an be payin de pric an smokin de smok an tokkin de tok.

An sos ah be tinkin dat dis heres anuncement bys de Eastystar be ok dokay. No worriments, de gassy be dere an de buyermons be comin slowlyslow an be payin de uppy pric.

Times wills be tellin, buts ah betta be askin dat Mista Linkonmon to be buyin quiksmat. Hims be askin de funnys qestions an nots be followin de poor ol' Holymagimonman advis.

Piss ob de Lod an alls de blassins on de fine bro bros an sistaladymans.