Ring Ring : Joyce: Oh hi Mr President, sorry prime minister, it's CEO Qantas here Alalone: Oh hi paddy, good new on your results this year. Plenty of taxes to support our economy. Joyce: Yes, it's actually Alan Abalone: sorry paddy, oh Alna, thats an anagram you know, i learnt all about those when i was being brought up in an single parent family, without enough to put on the table.....etc etc Joyce: WTF are you talking about? Abalone: Anagrams - very interesting you know, take your name for instance. Joyce: Sorry mr Abalone - but i have this real issue with Qatar airlines. Abalone: What's that ? Surly they are doing great after the world cup. Joyce: yep and that's the problem, did so well, lots of aussies want to fly with them Abalone : So thats a good thing, opens up the skies, and all that Joyce; at a cost to to Australia and our customers? Abalone: So what's the issue? Joyce, they want to increase their flights and routes Abalone: so what can i do? Nothing really its free enterprise Joyce: well mr Abalone, is there anything you need? ....Abalone thing a while Abalone: - yes paddy, doing this referendum thing, complete distraction of course to disguise the fact we have screwed the whole of the Australian public ....much like you....and the economy is in meltdown.....any chance yo can assist? Joyce: i see where you are coming from, maybe i can put out a questionnaire for all passengers to see if they want to vote yes or no? Abalone : And? Joyce: well if they say NO, we can lose their baggage? Abalone: But you manage to do that anyway Joyce: Bump them off flights. Abalone: Same answer paddy Joyce:its Alan Abalone: sorry Anal Joyce: Howabout a massive media campaign on Qantas flights to promote 'YES' Abalone: that would work. Joyce: and you will block Qatar Airways? Abalone : Deal....by the way when are you pissing off back to Ireland? Joyce: Not going back there, after i screwed the irish with Ryan Airline Abalone: Goodbye Anal, dont call again
