lihir 2 broker . hello mr broker i am concerned with all this...

lihir 2 broker . hello mr broker i am concerned with all this instability and volatility in markets i would like 2 buy some lihir gold stock . yes great idea why dont you buy some beautiful warrants or options to get some leverage !! ooh im scared of them . dont be stupid as good as gold . oh ok will you invest $50000 4 me . no probs bye . broker rings travel agent books holiday , pays kids school fees and orders new jet ski . client rings back in 3 months . what happened mr nice broker ? ah the time just beat us unfortunately . how about we buy some more this time well get the $$$. client says ok thankyou . broker rings travel agent , pays school fees , new small car . you know and the beat goes on !!