A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. .... "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce, sweetie."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 80 kph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it ", he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend Alicia, these last two years now. .... Remember last month when I went to Greece for a week on business. Well, it was with her."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly, and slowly increases the speed to 90 k.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 95k now .... "I want this 2 door Beemer Kompressor, too," he continues, but you can keep the little Daiwoo ..... 100 k. "And," he says, "I'll keep my bank accounts, credit cards, the holiday house and boat." The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got just everything I need.... Honeybun " she says.
"Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 105k, the wife turns to him and says............... "The airbag."
