corporate condoms

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    Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms.
    They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.

    * Nike Condoms: Just do it

    * Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling

    * Ford Condoms: The ride of your life

    * Optus Condoms: Yes!

    * Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going

    * Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can't stop

    * Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day

    * Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum - (available in Tasmania only)

    * Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected

    * VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I've got one now

    * Swan Lager Condoms: They said you'd never make it....

    * Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek

    * Levi Condoms: Do you fit the legend?

    * Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together.

    * Quicken Condoms: Quicken Easy


    The following brands would probably not sell very well.....

    * AFL Condoms: I'd Like to See That

    * Goodyear Condoms: If it only saves you once a year....

    * RTA Condoms: Speed kills

    * Nobby's Condoms: Nibble Nobby's Nuts

    * Aussie Homeloans Condoms: We'll save you


 
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