Clearly something is going on there... someone out there has...

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    Clearly something is going on there... someone out there has aspirations for the title. It might be time to check coroner's reports for suspicious causes of death, like grand piano fell on his head from the 14th floor, or taken by a great white in his backyard pool, or shot himself in the back eight times with a rifle, that kind of thing.

    I assume that centenarians are the prime suspects (although let's not jump to conclusions... it could be a 36-year-old... a chilling prospect - puts a lot of us in the cross hairs).

    Apparently there are over half a million centenarians now. Most of them would be women, so even in today's world they can hardly claim the title without further complications... That leaves maybe around 80,000 men a hundred years old or older. A large pool of suspects.
 
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