Reminded of the three girls drinking at the bar and skiting about the size of their vaginas :
The 1st said "Mine's that big my husband can fit his arm up to the elbow in it."
The 2nd said "Mine's that big my boyfriend can fit his baseball bat in it."
The 3rd said "So what, mine's that big I fell through the stool."
Told to me many years ago by my 14 year old nephew.
