"Excuse me, you can predict the future with 100% accuracy?"I...

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    "Excuse me, you can predict the future with 100% accuracy?"


    I can.

    There's a new Disease called Ocularcraniorectalitus which is currently unreported, however it's starting to affect people worldwide.

    How do I know this?

    Well "You" have been diagnosed with Ocularcraniorectalitus.

    Can't pronounce it?


    I'll break it into syllables for you:


    Ocular cranio rectalitus




 
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