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I thought he was suffering from caputplenastercoreitis instead

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Originally posted by Marketinfo ↑

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Excuse me, you can predict the future with 100% accuracy?
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I can.

There's a new Disease called Ocularcraniorectalitus which is currently unreported, however it's starting to affect people worldwide.

How do I know this?

Well "You" have been diagnosed with Ocularcraniorectalitus.

Can't pronounce it?

I'll break it into syllables for you:

Ocular cranio rectalitus

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I thought he was suffering from caputplenastercoreitis instead
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