Why not link the study then? Happy to read it but won't read any...

Why not link the study then? Happy to read it but won't read any crackpot media interpretations of it. Which is precisely what I originally thought this OP to be.

The actual report CLEARLY SAYS "Myocarditis and pericarditis events in children: No children experienced a myocarditis events

Myocarditis and pericarditis in adolescentsLess than 51% of adolescents diagnosed with pericarditis were admitted to hospital, and less than51% attended emergency care. More than 51% of adolescents with myocarditis were admitted tohospital and more than 51% attended emergency care. The maximum length of critical care admissionwas 1 day for either event. The maximum length of hospitalisation stay was 0 days for pericarditis and2 days for myocarditis. There were no deaths after these events.

Irony is my kids would be capable of finding, reading and understanding the report where you are obviously not.