My poor attempt at satire..here is another..

AVM

'Sure to be busy': Advance's Yuquivo drilling gets off to top start with first-hole hits

Listen: HotCopper Wire Podcast 013 - They changed the IPO rules (and that's a good thing)

Week 24 Wrap: WW3 looms (again); US econ data tepid & silver surfing

HotCopper Highlights, Week 24: Israel boosts Energy; Meeka eyes production & Mag7 back

MEG

Iberian expansion: Megado turns to Europe with Spanish copper mines

ASX

ASX Ltd notches upward on sale of company meant to fix CHESS 3 years ago

Zip's stunning comeback: Is this the start of a $14 revival?

Gold, Brent Crude spike as Israel strikes Iran in worst-case scenario

RML

Resolution's dual-listing to 'expedite growth' – and sets stage for NASDAQ foray

CUV

Clinuvel shares dip, even as CEO comes back from temp leave