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Originally posted by mogga ↑

and in more breaking news

Pfizer Corp. announced today
that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form,
and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a
power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man
to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs"
and just a good old-fashioned
"stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day:
There is more money being spent on
breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections
and absolutely no recollection of
what to do with them.

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Is that cure for the impotence caused by the trial failure? They should give it away for free!
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