Doctor: How did you and your wife immunize your child?
Me: She birthed him naturally at home and breastfed him for the first year and a half of his life, and we both make sure he eats nutritionally dense organic foods. We also make sure he spends a lot of time in the sun moving his body daily out in nature connected to the earth, and pretty much only drinks water that comes straight from a natural spring without any fluoride or chlorine in it.
Doctor: But I asked you if your child has been vaccinated, and you said “yes!”
Me: No, you asked me if my child has been immunized, and I said “yes.”
