Doctor: Is your child immunized? Me: Yes Doctor: It's not in his...

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    Doctor: Is your child immunized?

    Me: Yes

    Doctor: It's not in his records.

    Me: Why would it be?

    Doctor: What do you mean?

    Me: What do you mean?

    Doctor: Who immunized your child?

    Me: My wife and I.

    Doctor: What do you mean?

    Me: What do you mean?

    Doctor: How did you and your wife immunize your child?

    Me: She birthed him naturally at home and breastfed him for the first year and a half of his life, and we both make sure he eats nutritionally dense organic foods. We also make sure he spends a lot of time in the sun moving his body daily out in nature connected to the earth, and pretty much only drinks water that comes straight from a natural spring without any fluoride or chlorine in it.

    Doctor: But I asked you if your child has been vaccinated, and you said “yes!”

    Me: No, you asked me if my child has been immunized, and I said “yes.”

    Doctor: Vaccinations...immunizations...same thing!

    Me: Uhhh...you keep using that word, but I don't think you know what it means...

    Doctor: What do you mean?

    Me: What do you mean?

    Doctor: (visibly frustrated) Never mind. Are you going to have him vaccinated or not?

    Me: Why would I?

    Doctor: So he doesn't get sick.

    Me: But he doesn't get sick now.

    Doctor: Never?

    Me: Not really, no.

    Doctor: Ear infections?

    Me: Never had one.

    Doctor: Is he allergic to any medications?

    Me: I don't know...he's never had any.

    Doctor: So why are you here?

    Me: I'm beginning to ask myself the same question.

    Doctor: What do you mean?
    Me: What do you mean?

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    Last edited by PokerMoe: 26/05/24
 
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