Hey I dont know why I keep mocking these people. I should really be fleecing them.
Anyone want to be a journalist in my new online science review? I have a friend who is a doctor that doesn't mind being controversial for a bit of notoriety. I can get them to be our spokesperson.
Anyone is welcome to contribute with articles about how the new world order is driving the pandemic. No premise too far fetched. The crazier the better.
Also happy to sell any old shit you find in the cupboard as a miracle cure. Disco light box? Let's call it a chakra aligner. Old bit of beef jerky from 2018? Its a protein spike destroyer. Unused erection tablets? We can just call them erection tablets, they seem to go out the door either way with this clientele.
I will let you know when we go online. Any money we get from donations will be split in equal parts.
