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17/08/21

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Originally posted by Ilikegreen: ↑

A nursing home in Victoria no one had the covid jab. A public servant was sent there because they were under great pressure to get the covid jab numbers up. The public servant interview a resident there and ask why haven't you had your jab yet? The resident said another resident here prove to us that if you get covid you'll live 4 years more. The public servant found that resident. The public servant ask that resident why are you saying you can prove that getting covid you live for longer? The nursing home resident showed him the government statistics that the average age of dying in Australia is 82 and the average age of dying of covid is 86. The public servant didn't know how to argue against those facts so drive home and on the way pass through the CBD of Melbourne, noticed all the for rent signs and thought of themselves I'm lucky that I work for the government because I'm guaranteed to be pay each week.

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Very funny indeed, the last sentence was superfluous but the gag itself was good.
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