Me AT SUPERMARKET:
Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me : but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they
would the regular keypad?
Cashier: no words. Confused look.
Me : Why Dont you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or
spreading the virus.
Me : But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a
few customers might have picked it up and put back deciding they Dont
want it, I put it in my cart then on the conveyer belt, YOU pick it up
to scan it.. But putting it in a bag after you scan is risky??
Cashier : no words, confused look
Me AT DRIVE-THRU
Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for logical
friend to grab)
Me: why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: so I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me: didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food
touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you
touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray?
Server: no words. Confused look.
Me in SOCIETY
Society ; If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve,
Also society : Dont shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus..
To greet people do an elbow tap instead.
Me : Elbow tap ? Isn't that where you tell people to sneeze or cough?
into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that
elbow
wouldn't it be safer to sneeze into elbow and shake hands like we did
before Covid
Me AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away),
but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: what happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: you can take off the mask.
Me: then it is safe over there?
Hostess: yes.
Me: are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the
air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here? Hostess: no
words. Confused look.
SOCIETY : You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub you have
to sit down.
But at the shopping centre you are not allowed to sit down, all the
chairs are roped off.
Who thinks this shit up?
Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without
the ability to process and execute logic
I can't take the credit from this as I copied & pasted it but just
thought it sums up the current restrictions so well
