Chinese manners are different, go to a buisness dinner and;
1) Sit at a lazy Susan where all present pick off the centre with chop sticks directly from their mouths.
2) Eat unusual creatures
3) Hold plate at mouth and shovel in with chopsticks, don't try to use them like a knife and fork.
4) Try to eat with your mouth open
then
Go out the back and balance over a squat toilet.
