The innaugural Annual cranker award ceremony bought to you by...

The innaugural Annual cranker award ceremony bought to you by XJO HC.inc

To kick off the proceedings the first award goes to the most "Manky Crank"

Nominations are;

Disco Stu: for the hole in my shoe routine voice over by Neil Planer with back up vocals by Engelbert Humperdinck.

Speechless Stu takes the Manky and returns to his DD for support and comforting words.

The second award goes to the most "Pranky Crank"

Nominations are;

Disco Stu: for the Hole in my bucket routine with lead guitar by Uncle Henry.

Stu returns awarded again for more comfort.

The third award goes to the most "Cranky Crank"

Nominations are;

Tough one this,

Disco Stu: for not receiving Crankness thanks for his epilogue of Cranktivity.
Stu takes homage and pulls out his K-inigits speech from French Taunting Python
then promptly takes each award and inserts into Pauley's ring tone.

Let's hope next years awards have a happy ending.

And for those wondering, yes, the lofty budget only allow for award recycling.


P.

Happy to swap Stu but penance is a double header.
No free lunch.
So, what was the question? That's my bus.