crazy sex laws.

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
Is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This Also
applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which
head?)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute. Is
there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to
this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
Tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act. (Makes one shudder at the thought)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big
enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines, with
one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the premises" (Is this a great country or what? .... But not as great
as Guam!)Pass this on or you will have bad sex for the rest of your
life!