SO THIS IS THE WAY IT HAPPENED.THE CREATION OF AUSTRALIAIn the beginning…God created day and night.He created daytime for footy matches,and for going to the beach.....And BBQ's.....He created night for going prawning, sleeping,And BBQ's.And God saw that it was good.On the Second Day,God created water....for surfing, swimming,And BBQ's - on the beach…And God saw that it was good.On the Third Day,God created the Earth, to bring forth plants,to provide malt and yeast for beer,And wood for the BBQs…And God saw that it was good.On the Fourth Day,God created animals and crustaceans,for chops, sausages, and steak,And prawns for the BBQs…And God saw that it was good.On the Fifth Day,God created a Bloketo go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer,And eat the meat and prawns at the BBQs…And God saw that it was good.On the Sixth Day,God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someoneto go to the footy with, surf, drink beer, eat andStand around the Barbie with.So God created Mates,and God saw that they were good Blokes…And God saw that it was good.On the Seventh DayGod looked around at the twinkling Barbie fires, heard the hissof opening beer cans, and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes.He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns ……And God Saw that it was all good...Well..... Almost all good.....He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, to cook,And, to clean the Barbie…And then God saw that it was not just good ….......It was better than that …….It was Bloody Awesome…!!IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!!!!
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