Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathersdid for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman,policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy wasbeing uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him abouthis father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a queer club and takesoff all his clothes in front of men. Sometimes if the offer is reallygood, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let themsleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some workand took Little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Billy, "Actually he plays cricket for Australia but I was justtoo embarrassed to say"
