107 Years - Australia didn’t play a Test Match from when Captain Cook stumbled upon Terra Australis in 1770, which had been waiting patiently to be colonised since it split from Gondwanaland, until we played them in 1877 in the forlorn hope it might civilize them. They been Cheatin’ ever since.
Special Gus Test Career to date:
Bowling Avg: 18.1
Batting Avg: 32.7
Tarv - did you jinx Roooot? He can’t catch a cold since you posted his 200th test catch
If Pistol was a horse, they’d take him out and shoot him with a, err… Pistol
