Good plan, but first we need to win back our trophies, so we hold them in perpetuity:
Breaking news!
T20 & ODI World Cups to be combined into a single 35 over tournament to be held in Durham in Oct/Nov 2024, games starting at 2pm, no floodlights other than the Northern Lights, so you better get your overs in quick before it gets really dark. England guaranteed Champions even if anyone else turns up in their polar fleece and anoraks.
PS Kumar Dharmasena, the 3rd umpire who can’t say Oginal Dshishn and didn’t give the stumping is totally cheatin’ like an Ozzie, he is always biased against England and blind as a bat and useless in every way or on crack. That was the worst decision ever, there was nothin behind the line. Check his bank account then sack him.
