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Good one on TV last night (sandman).
Lets see if I can remember it.
Trueman was bowling to an Indian batsman and sends down a corker .The Indian misses it,sticks his hand up and says "oompire,site screen"'they move the site screen,and Trueman bowls another screemeer;the Indian misses sticks his hand up "oompire,site screen".
After the forth time the umpire slowly walks down to the batsman and politely asks "where exactly would you like the site sreen",.................................
"The Indian replied,.......somewhere betreen me and that mad bastard bowling at me".