“He said small amounts of radiation are actually good and the...

“He said small amounts of radiation are actually good and the only noticeable effects are his finger nails grew faster.”

Let me get this one right

radiation is good

but the only noticeable effects are fingernails growing faster

well that’s wonderful- if ever we had a need to grow faster fingernails- we’re good!


god seems to think that we need longer ear hair in old age - no idea why - maybe longer fingernails could help there too?