A Greek parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it
off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes
speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before
speeding off. More than a little distraught, the Greek grabs his mobile
and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the Greek starts
screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful black Porsche is
ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters it'll simply never be
the same again!"
After the Greek finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head
in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Greeks are,"
he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't
notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps the Greek.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn
off when the truck hit you."
The Greek looks down in absolute horror "F***ING HELL!!!!!! He
screams........ "Where's my Rolex????..."
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