Don’t worry fella - you would be one of the idiots standing around with no idea too - you said yourself you have no idea how to recover something like that
I’ve done that and much bigger
I did a similar recovery of a very heavy fwd control land rover camper using a 2 wd 2 ton dyna
didn’t take a great deal of complaining from the dyna -
you not only haven’t a clue, but you’ve no imagination either
