Sir/madam, there is a high chance you are going to die. You have two options.
Option one is a phase 2 trial that is free. Yep, just light sunlight.
Option two is a new product that has just been approved by the FDA for children and is available now. It's not free so you probably don't want it. It is backed by science and the FDA but we refer to it as the FDA under Marks, now, which is a FDA lite. What's that, I'm not making sense....? Well science is yanno, sciency and not an exact science.....anyway, moving right along......do you see my stethoscope?
Oh, I love a freebie. I'll roll the dice with option one please. If I die, at least it didn't cost me anything. Gee, I hope I'm not in the 50% that will be getting saline. Although, saline might cure me as well. Will it help me with my stupidity also, Doc? And I don't care that the saline you are giving me is also doing trials with FDA lite because I read that they probably won't need a phase 3 anyway and blah, sniff......anyway, jab me.......my shows are just about to start.
Turns out you were right, Michele. Good for you.
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