Why did the monkey put a steak on his head? He thought he was a griller . What do get when you cross cheese and a duck ? Cheese and quackers . How do kill a vegetarian vampire ? With a steak through the heart .
Market Close: We're probably not going to see a contrarian September rally – but this way, 2025 might see a Santa Rally
SKK Stakk – formerly Douugh – rockets +300% on deal with Robinhood, the US trading app of 'meme stock' fame
