Dad Jokes

  1. valen1828
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    05/11/17
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    Why did the monkey put a steak on his head?

    He thought he was a griller .



    What do get when you cross cheese and a duck ?

    Cheese and quackers .



    How do kill a vegetarian vampire ?

    With a steak through the heart .
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