There were some Eco warriors protesting outside the local council offices. They all had their "Save The Ancient Woodland" posters and banners. So I decided to go down there and take the piss.
"Chop 'em all down, we need the logs!" I cried.
"Go away, you monster!" one of the hippies shouted.
"Seriously," I laughed, "you know they're going to do it so you're wasting your time. What are they building anyway, a motorway? An airport?"
"A mosque," he replied.
I've been protesting with them for three days now.
