Yak, I hope you dont just delete your spam-box without checking...

Yak,
I hope you dont just delete your spam-box without checking - the spam editor sometimes stuffs up in what it construes as spam and directs legitimate emails to the spam-box.

But how would you like to get hordes of THESE things every farking day for over a month :

FROM THE DESK OF MR.SAM GOGO
DEAR SIR/MADAM

I AM MR.SAM GOGO MANAGER, BILLS AND EXCHANGE AT
THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF WEMA BANK PLC .
I AM WRITING THIS LETTER TO ASK FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND
COOPERATION TO CARRY OUT THIS BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY IN MY
DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF $15,000,000.00
(FIFTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) IN AN ACCOUNT
THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMERS ENGR STEVE
MOORE WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY OF A WIFE AND
TWO CHILDREN IN NOVEMBER 2000 IN A PLANE CRASH.SINCE WE
HEARD OF HIS DEATH,WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT-OF-KIN
TO COME OVER AND PUT CLAIMS FOR HIS MONEY AS THE HEIR,
BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE THE FUND FROM HIS ACCOUNT UNLESS
SOMEONE APPLIES FOR CLAIM AS THE NEXT-OF-KIN TO THE
DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES.

PLEASE KINDLY CONTACT ME THROUGH MY PRIVATE E-MAIL ADDRESS BELOW.
UNFORTUNATELY, NEITHER THEIR FAMILY MEMBER NOR DISTANT
RELATIVE HAS EVER APPEARED TO CLAIM THE SAID FUND.
UPON THIS DISCOVERY, I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE BUSINESS WITH
YOU AND RELEASE THE TOTAL AMOUNT INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AS THE
HEIR OF THE FUND SINCE NO ONE CAME FOR IT OR DISCOVERED THE
MAINTAINED ACCOUNT WITH OUR BANK, OTHERWISE THE FUND WILL
BE RETURNED TO THE BANKS TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND.

I HAVE AGREED THAT OUR RATIO OF SHARING WILL BE AS STATED
THUS; 30 % FOR YOU AS FOREIGN PARTNER,60 % FOR ME AND 10 %
FOR THE SETTLEMENT OF ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENCES
INCURRED BY YOU AND ME DURING THE COURSE OF THIS BUSINESS.
UPON THE SUCCESSFUL COMPLETION OF THIS TRANSFER, I WILL
COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AND MIND MY SHARE. IT IS FROM THE 60 %
I INTEND TO IMPORT AGRICULTURAL MACHINERIES INTO MY COUNTRY
AS A WAY OF RECYCLING THE FUND.

TO COMMENCE THIS TRANSACTION,I REQUIRE YOU TO IMMEDIATELY
INDICATE YOUR INTEREST BY A RETURN E-MAIL AND ENCLOSE YOUR
PRIVATE CONTACT TELEPHONE NUMBER, FAX NUMBER FULL NAME AND
ADDRESS AND YOUR DESIGNATED BANK COORDINATES TO ENABLE ME
FILE LETTER OF CLAIM TO THE APPROPRIATE DEPARTMENTS FOR
NECESSARY APPROVALS BEFORE THE TRANSFER CAN BE MADE.

NOTE ; THIS TRANSACTION MUST BE KEPT STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
BECAUSE OF ITS NATURE. I LOOK FORWARD TO RECEIVING YOUR
PROMPT RESPONSE.YOU CAN E-MAIL ME AT MY PRIVATE E-MAIL
ADDRESS
PLEASE YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IS HIGLY REQUIRED AS THIS
TRANSACTION NEEDS AN UTMOST CONFIDENTIALITY.

REGARDS,
MR.SAM GOGO
WEMA BANK PLC


The fact that they do it means they must suck people in occasionally.
Err....something like people use to get sucked into buying KCG?....lol

GZ