"Victoria is simply running out of money."My six step plan to...

"Victoria is simply running out of money."

My six step plan to keep doppy dan and his mafia mates swimming in cocaine and prostitutes:
- Increase illegal immigration by bringing in more students and 457s
- Increase money laundering in property by the chinese, indians and others who only want to see Victoria grow!
- Tax Victorians more! Council rates etc
- Fine Victorians more! New strategies to hide cameras are a must!
- More gambling please; get Victorians addicted to gambling as much as possible
- Let's stop measuring meth in the water, instead, make it legal for the chinese to bring in more ICE and make sure they pay some tax

I accept, this is all happening now and I'm not the first to suggest any of this but I strongly advise doppy dan and his mafia mates to follow my recommendations.

/endsarcasm IRC was there long before your stupid hashtags!