dave and mabel are about to get married,dave sais to dad whatll...

dave and mabel are about to get married,dave sais to dad whatll i do,ive never had sex before,so dad sais go and and prectice on the stump ,its got a hole in it,so after a week dave gets married.on hos wedding night dad hears this mighty yelling and rushes into the bedroom and finds dave with a big stick bangin mable with it,he yells for gords sake son what are ya doin,makin sure theres no goannas in this hole dad