Dad Dave and Mable were travelling into town to deposit their life savings into the bank. Halfway into the journey there was the sound of gunshots and yelling. Dad turned round to see that they were going to be held up by bushrangers and said to Dave that they were going to loose their life savings. Dave said dont worry Dad I will give the wad of money to Mabel and she can stick it down her nickers. Mable lifts her dress and slides the money between her legs and said it will be safe there. Dad turns to Dave and says I wish Mum was here we could have saved the horse and cart.
