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09/04/19

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Originally posted by sailorgirl: ↑

Dave is a 68-year-old man and is having a drink in a bar.
Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away.
The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.
After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.

Before Dave has time to apologise, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone:
"I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game.
I want £100, and there's another condition".

Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, Dave asks her what the other condition is.
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

Dave takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.
He whips out his wallet and puts £100 in her hand. He then looks her square in the eyes,
and says slowly and clearly ... "Paint my house."

(Our needs change as we get older, and we tend to look for bargains)

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Bad deal though. You'd never want a woman to paint your house. Men only.

Not being sexist...just stating a fact.
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