Poor Maldivinians, bet they wished they had Sonny Bill Williams...

Poor Maldivinians, bet they wished they had Sonny Bill Williams masks?

I see Cam Bancroft threw a fireball at the bowlers?

Bunch of starboys?

What Aussie is not going to go for the English to win?

Perhaps the Aussies can trade them away? Is Warner worth anything to anyone?

But who want some cheating, dumbo and alley cat moral cricketers?

They would be like Sinead O’Connors but probably have no idea about the Pope?

They would think the Pope was an English bowler called Lloyd?

Get ye Sonny Bill Williams masks for the summer?