Day to day discussions on S/P, page-1271

Gday @tryingtomakeit .

Just me again old chap . Sorry , i couldn't make it to the 5th $1 party on Friday , but the sirens just got louder and louder before parking themselves out the front . Trust you had a good time , and didn't overbooze , but I've been holed up at home all weekend . 3 out of the my last 4 posts have been disintegrated by the mods . I suspect the sin bin is looming . I've now been on HC for 27 months and I'm ready to join the 27 club . Think Morrison , Hendrix , Cobain . My times up . I've checked my chamber , and have one bullet left . I'm going out on my terms . Not there's .

So today I've handed out my last likeys . Had my last meal ( spaghetti bolognese , with a glass of red ) . But , before i go , do me one last favour @tryingtomakeit . Tell my Tonkinese cat Sebastian , that i loved him , and that he was the best feline that ever lived .

I've always thought that Hotcopper was like the wild west , and I'm ready for a shoot out .

MODS : Ok chooka , we've had enough . It's Sunday night , it's showtime tomorrow morning , and we need a good night's rest . For the last time . Put the Tablet down , step away from your device , and come out with your hands in the air . We are taking you to the big house .
GTC : I've done nothing wrong . I'm innocent .
MODS : No, your not . We've got you on 3 charges . Post #34311858 , unsubstantiated information , post #343570098 , offending in jest and post #34458273 , flaming or baiting . These are serious offences and your fortunate not to be already be in the sin bin .
GTC : I'm not guilty on all three charges .
MODS : It doesn't have to end this way mate . We're about to knock down the door and come in . Your surrounded , there's no escape . One last chance chook . Is there anything we can do before we @Barg in ?
GTC : How about a red heart ? Did you get the petition ?
MODS : Yes we did , but no-one signed it !
GTC : What about the petition by my followers ? Did you get that one too ?
MODS : Yep , same thing , no-one signed it . They back pedalled .
GTC : Oh well then . Looks like the games up . But I'm not budging . Why is it that non holders trash threads with there rubbish telling holders there duncers and that the share price will tank . Happens all the time . They're posts don't get modded . They carry on with there sheet . I've never done that . Never ever . Yet my sarcasm and wit gets the chop .
MODS : ( breaking down the door ) ( three big dudes with MOD SQUAD caps , have there pistols directed straight at me )
MODS : Is that a gun in your pocket geeteecee or are you just happy to see me ?
GTC : Shut the f... up . I tell the jokes around here . I grab the gun and pull the trigger , one last time . Superwinja is a narcissist and his disciple is a nitwit .
MODS : You've gone too far this time geeteecee . Hasta la vista , chookie . All three fire away . They don't miss and I go down .
GTC : As i gasp my last breath , i stare off the mods and above them an apparition of a blue and white image appears . It's the virgin Mary . No , perhaps maybe a bird .

One last favour @tryingtomakeit . Can you tell Kenny that i lo............ tell Ken that i ............ tell Ken " where's the farken Stage 2 DFS ?"


Cheerio , gtc
good luck everyone