a german and a Czechia tourist are holidaying in the tropics...

a german and a Czechia tourist are holidaying in the tropics

they suddenly go missing,

so the local's call on the Aboriginals to track them down

the Aboriginals say "we think it was those two large crocodiles that got them, we'll catch them for you"

a week later, they come back with the male and female crocodiles and deposit them in front of the police station

the Elder says to the police, cut open the female croc and you'll find the German,

so the police slice open the croc and out pops the german tourist

the police says "that's amazing, how did you know that?"

Obvious says the elder, "The Czech's in the male"