y'know
something no one knows about dad number _ _ _ (c'mon, no one can count that high) @RockstarJones is that he came the closest out all of them in splitting me and mum up
see, i placed several hidden cameras in the Chesney and used the incriminating photos to blackmail most of them, but when i got the photos back of @RockstarJones i immediately confronted mum
I said "Mum, how long have you been a lesbian?"
and we had the biggest row, and i almost moved out, until she eventually got me to re-examine the photos with a magnifying glass,
she said, "see how that one pubic hair is not curly and seems to be pointing in a different direction that the rest?"
i then came up with a great idea and a use for him
so i got step dad number _ _ _ to wear some leotards and to take me to a womens only gym
he would sit me in the corner with an ice cream and a towel over my lap, and i would perve and dribble and women would walk past and think i was simple and cute
i never worried about him fancying any of those over mum, cause if any women could fit through the doors of the gym, they were clearly not his type,
he's like a fisherman with a limit, if he hooks anything under 250 kg he throws them back as being too small
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