Day Trader’s Weekend Aftermarket Lounge 21-23 Jun 2019, page-142

y'know the most disappointing thing about having you as a dad was @RockstarJones ?

it was when i finally managed to find your hidden stash of porn

i got all excited until i opened the locked case, and all that was in there was an old video of the 1958 movie The Blob
a complete collection of the original Aunty Jack series, and an old beta tape of Divine singing You think your'e a man
(young'uns i suggest you DONT google that joke, otherwise you'll spend as much time in therapy as i did)

yes, that was more disappointing than finding out the reason you paid a group of us to protest the opening of the local Jenny Craig shop

but dont blame yourself too much for the KFC incident if you remember it was a hot day and we left the windows open in the Chesney and parts of mum just naturally oozed out

anyway, for old times sake